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A Tuesday that is, or is going to be, so bad you are tempted to commit suicide, or "top yourself"
Joeys student 1: OMG, we have an English task first Tuesday back!
Joeys studnet 2: Fml, get keen for Top Yourself Tuesday everyone!
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a name used for black people (there hair)
look at that kink top
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aka a floater, boat or lincolin log poop
you can easily form these by:
1 before pooping cover the toilet water with toilet paper. enough so it can withstain a gaint load.
2 then POOP POOP and POOP some more.
3 DO NOT FLUSH! thats the important part.
This makes it so the log you just left will poke out of the toilet and stink like shit
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Words used by chain bars such as "Chevy's" to add $3.00 more to what essentially a slurpee with a touch of tequila.
Waitress: "Make it a top shelf blue agave colored salt margarita?"
Customer: "Sure, it's only $9.50"
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A term used by a dodgy notherner who likes staring at the 'top-shelf' in newsagents............I bet he likes the little kiddys watching him do it too!
Ooooo one does enjoy this top-shelf material, where are the kiddies?
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1. Youngster Joey's low level (like REALLY low level) Rattata which is defined as, "Top Percentage" until you beat the shit out of it with your Level 5 Cyndaquil
“Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is the top percentage rattata"
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When someone clocks his/her opponent on the head (up top) really early in the fight.
Yo, if you don't stop fuckin' wit me I'll go up top early son!
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