ur sister

ur mom and ur dad fucking

ur sister was born

i did ur mom

i did ur mom

cam: i did ur mom

Ur pappi trappi

stronger than your granny tranny but bad enough to cause anyone in a meter from you to drop dead and anyone in a 5 meter radius to feel severe pain in all organs.

Pete; dude ur granny tranny
Mike; that's it Pete i'm done!
Pete; please i'm sorry don't do it!
Mike; too late, ur pappi trappi
*mass deaths occur*

Ur ancestor molester

The biggest and baddest roast in the wild wild west

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: ur daddy lesbian
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: ur grandpap a trap
Person 2: ur ancestor molester

give a girl ur hoodie day

November 29th is give a girl ur hoodie day!!!!!!!!!! give a girl ur hoodie, it’s that simple, AND NO BACK OUTS!!!!

girl: give me ur hoodie!!
guy: why? its mine.
girl: its november 29th!! aka give a girl ur hoodie day!!!!!!
guy: ok

ur dope

your crazy, retarded, and plain old dumb

wtf women, ur dope

national buy ur gf flowers day

it’s in ur best bet to man up and get ur girl some flowers and post her

gf-“yk what today is?”
bf-national buy ur gf flowers day