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When you masturbate so much your penis becomes flat
The wanker wanked so much he became wanked flat.
When you jack off with razorblades
I just went to the er because I had a nice razor wank
when a man jacks off in order to be able to focus on the current task at hand
person 1: Where did Mike go?
person 2: He went of for a focus wank
Four blokes in a field having a communal tug
I saw those guys having a Yorkshire wank on the moors few days ago
When you receive an unsolicited video of someone crouched down, so low you can see their goofy, in front of a mirror jerking it and blowing their load on said mirror.
Omg I just got a crouch wank from Louis on snap!!
The proper term for noncey boxing gloves.
Look at that ponce lace up his wank mittens.
When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.