What Steve says instead of what the hell.
What the poop!!! We had physics homework?!?
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You can use this word in different contexts for example: if you are crazy, if you drop something, if you find out youโre having a kid etc. Just why isnโt there a definition of this.
Example one:
Girl: what!? You punched him!!
Boy: umm... yeahhh, he was flirting with you
Girl: heโs my brother, I was the one who asked him to get me a drink!!!
Boy: ohhhhhhh.....
Example 2:
Boy: whatโs up cutie?
Girl: what? Did you say something?
Boy: yes cutie
Girl: bishh, go back to the friend zone
Boy: ughhhhh ๐
Example 3:
Girl: I hope I ainโt pregnant
Boy: we both home
Girl: let me see the results no
Boy: what does it say?
Girl: shiiiiiittttttt!! Iโm pregnant!!!!!!
Boy: what!!!!!!!!!! *faints*
Girl: wake up, omg, I was just kidding
The story carrys on.
This is the different ways you can use the word โwhatโ, as you can see in these plays that I , for some reason, can up with on the spot so they are weird.
Sorry I wrote the definition for the word what but I ainโt bothered to change this so yeah ๐
๐ Just why??, Just what happened that made me forget that Iโm defining the phrase โjust whatโ (do you see what I did there, I just added the definition so thatโs how you can use the phrase โjust whatโ
I promise Iโm not forgetful in real life.
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A phrase similar to "what the fuck" or "what the hell". Used when something especially stupid or 'retarded' has occured or been said.
Maurice - One time, back at Mountain View, Kyle wrote shit about himself on the bathroom wall, and then he signed my name under it to get me in trouble.
Me - Uh .. what the retarded? That kid's a faggot.
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this word derived at the science academy of south texas by one of our world geogrophy teachers. the teacher handed out a study sheet and there was a typo thats was suppoesed to say "what is a peanut?" but instead it said "what the peanut?"
the teacher messed up cause he is an old dumn ass
Person 1:hey {person 2} did u do u geography homework
Person 2: What the peanut?
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(Ian jaywalks)
Henry: Ian that's not very Buddhist behavior.
Ian: Who cares? = =
Henry: What the Buddha
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1. what in the world mixed with ridiculous.
2. what? that is riculous!
3. I can't believe my eyes that was redick!
4. the PG way to say what the !@#$ (you fill in the blank with your favorite 4 letter word)
dood1: hey bro dog.. why were you so late?
dood2: I my car was stolen!
dood1: what the dickulous?!? bro don't you live in like a gated community? AND who would want YOUR car?
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a phrase that giant douchebags use to ask "what's up?" or "how are you". sometimes nigga will be added to the end to create and even douchier effect
douche- what's good ma nigga??
actual person who isn't and ignorant fuck- how are you? how have things been?
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