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what the poop!

What Steve says instead of what the hell.

What the poop!!! We had physics homework?!?

by A. Majestic February 27, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


just what

You can use this word in different contexts for example: if you are crazy, if you drop something, if you find out youโ€™re having a kid etc. Just why isnโ€™t there a definition of this.

Example one:

Girl: what!? You punched him!!
Boy: umm... yeahhh, he was flirting with you

Girl: heโ€™s my brother, I was the one who asked him to get me a drink!!!
Boy: ohhhhhhh.....

Example 2:
Boy: whatโ€™s up cutie?
Girl: what? Did you say something?
Boy: yes cutie

Girl: bishh, go back to the friend zone

Boy: ughhhhh ๐Ÿ˜‘

Example 3:

Girl: I hope I ainโ€™t pregnant

Boy: we both home

Girl: let me see the results no

Boy: what does it say?
Girl: shiiiiiittttttt!! Iโ€™m pregnant!!!!!!
Boy: what!!!!!!!!!! *faints*

Girl: wake up, omg, I was just kidding

The story carrys on.

This is the different ways you can use the word โ€œwhatโ€, as you can see in these plays that I , for some reason, can up with on the spot so they are weird.
Sorry I wrote the definition for the word what but I ainโ€™t bothered to change this so yeah ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚ Just why??, Just what happened that made me forget that Iโ€™m defining the phrase โ€œjust whatโ€ (do you see what I did there, I just added the definition so thatโ€™s how you can use the phrase โ€œjust whatโ€

I promise Iโ€™m not forgetful in real life.

by Funny & hilarious person March 17, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


what the retarded

A phrase similar to "what the fuck" or "what the hell". Used when something especially stupid or 'retarded' has occured or been said.

Maurice - One time, back at Mountain View, Kyle wrote shit about himself on the bathroom wall, and then he signed my name under it to get me in trouble.

Me - Uh .. what the retarded? That kid's a faggot.

by bokonon June 5, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


what the peanut

this word derived at the science academy of south texas by one of our world geogrophy teachers. the teacher handed out a study sheet and there was a typo thats was suppoesed to say "what is a peanut?" but instead it said "what the peanut?"

the teacher messed up cause he is an old dumn ass

Person 1:hey {person 2} did u do u geography homework
Person 2: What the peanut?

by peanutpeanut October 26, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


What The Buddha

WTF

(Ian jaywalks)
Henry: Ian that's not very Buddhist behavior.
Ian: Who cares? = =
Henry: What the Buddha

by Armentai October 21, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


what the dickulous?

1. what in the world mixed with ridiculous.
2. what? that is riculous!
3. I can't believe my eyes that was redick!
4. the PG way to say what the !@#$ (you fill in the blank with your favorite 4 letter word)

dood1: hey bro dog.. why were you so late?

dood2: I my car was stolen!

dood1: what the dickulous?!? bro don't you live in like a gated community? AND who would want YOUR car?

by k_u August 15, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


what's good

a phrase that giant douchebags use to ask "what's up?" or "how are you". sometimes nigga will be added to the end to create and even douchier effect

douche- what's good ma nigga??
actual person who isn't and ignorant fuck- how are you? how have things been?

by crazycat1234567899 September 18, 2009

79๐Ÿ‘ 173๐Ÿ‘Ž