January 7th, you need to find a tall Indian and kiss him. Only if ur hot, if ur ugly stay away
Wow that indian is hot and I heard he has a massive veiny cock im gonna kiss him as it’s national kiss an Indian day.
On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
A national holiday celebrated by buying your loved one(s) an Ouija Board. It is celebrated on June 29th.
Dude, it’s National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day, did you get your boyfriend one?
September 16th is national kiss your girl friend day
‘Hey it’s national kiss your gf day babe’
august 8th, national kiss your girlfriend day!
bf: *kisses gf out of nowhere*
gf: why’d you do that?
bf: it’s national kiss your gf day!!
gf: oh, okay!
Appreciate the emo in your life on March 27th
Hey did you know today is emo appreciation day? Go kiss that kiss that sis.
the day where you burn your favourite ginger
oh i can’t wait for national burn a ginger day
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