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a phrase used most likely used against someone acknowledging that they are an asshole
I can’t be bothered to explain how to use “lazy ass”
Person who tell you that he will come to a group reunion but he never show up and never help in the project
Dany: When will Carlos come?
Miguel: He will never come, is a lazy-ass
A Public Health term: an easy to understand concept that dumb motherfuckers still ignore.
DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
When somebody has a neat buzz cut, fully exposing the forehead
That “something to be” looking ass dude over there just said that Foster The People is the best band in the world
Ass to use your ass for stealing AND LIEING TO HIDE THINGS IN YOUR BUTT AUSTN POWERS
HEY YOU THEIFIN ASS .WHERES MY COCK