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Walmart Ass Nigga

A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.

Requirements:

(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI

If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.

Yoo, he was mad as hell they didn’t change the shelf cap, this dude is a true Walmart Ass Nigga!

by TheWalmartAssNiggaDefiner May 28, 2024


Ass wink

When someone (usually female dancers) quickly flexes one bare ass cheek at a time making it bounce independently of the other ass check

Damn dawg I knew Destiny could twerk, but I didn't know she could make that ass wink!

by Klapp710 April 12, 2016


distress ass joe

when somebody is heartbroken about somebody but they so friendly

boy you a distress ass joe with ur friendly ass

by kroybetter July 4, 2023


fat ass plug

A fat fucking whale looking tager

Ricky - fat ass plug

by Graber April 9, 2016


Bitch ass dumbass motherfuckin' ass

A phrase used when a person has no time or no shits to give when roasting/insulting someone, phrase usually starts with "man shut yo" from where I am.

Person 1: Shut up no one cares
Person 2: Man shut yo bitch ass dumbass motherfuckin' ass not having parents ass doesn't know how to walk properly ass bitch.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: *pulls out gun*

by ThatMothafuckin'Person October 25, 2023


Demon bit your ass

When a negative though disturbs your self worth or makes you feel so shitty you wish you didn't exist

What's wrong? Demon bit your ass?

by LoneWanderess December 26, 2019


Cheap ass

A cheap ass is when you want to borrow money, you ask the lender to pay you to borrow the money.

My cheap ass fee to borrow your money is 10%

by Cheap ass Pam February 14, 2022