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were she takes a shit on your dick and you rub it all over your dick and you tell her to turn around and you slap her in the face with your poopy dick
When you fuck a bitch who has to shit and some dookie gets on your dick
Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass
the end product of anal sex with a crusty dude & dirty skank
"yo man i heard hailey graham gave nick hoseman shit dick"
"figures, she's a nasty ass hoe who enjoys it up the ass"
He is having sex that hard that you shit yourself so he pulls out and his dick is black
When he comes out of your ass and his dick is black. And he screams I have a shit dick
Those times where you take a weirdly sized shit that so happens to look like a huge dick and you look down at and think. A dick that big could’ve been in me
I took such a bottom dick I had to send a pic to the homies
A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them
Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.
Girls it’s payback time, grab dick December! Payback for the slap as October! So boys you’ll better watch out for your nuts
Oh lord not grab dick December better stuff my pants and protect my pp