Choised up

To be bricked up

Im choised up right now.

up the choc

anal sex

was on my period, so John took me up the choc

Crimson Chin-up

In the event of sex, if one has a long enough chin, and the strength to pick up another participant( who is currently on their minstrel cycle); then they would’ve met the proper conditions, and would in fact be preforming the “Crimson Chin-up”

Hello there, I hear it’s that time. Care for a Crimson Chin-up before you get ready for your daily commute?

thinker up their stinker

A perhaps more gentle phrase for head up your ass

Whoever voted for that guy most definitely had their thinker up their stinker.

When you voted for that guy, you had your thinker up your stinker.

fruit blow-up

when you wrap fruit roll up on your man’s peenar and you proceed to give him a blowjob while simultaneously sucking the fruit roll up and his soul 8====D <(;

me: guess what i did last night

friend: what?

me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!

friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)

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To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

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