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National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!
“I just be dick” Was the words that started ‘National I just be dick day’
The shrinking of the penis from its normal flaccid size, most commonly due to cold weather or stimulant drug use.
"my boyfriend did so much speed last night that he had a serious case of shrink dick, it was like half the size it usually is"
"its so cold out here that i know for sure i'll have a serious case of shrink dick"
he's a dick
Jaih: wow my peck look real cool
Another person: suck my dick jaih
(jaih the dick gets roasted)
When a persons skin has pale and brown spots like a dairy cow. The medical term is vitiligo.
The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?
A girl who gets another boyfriend immediately after the breakup with her previous boyfriend.
Dude, can you believe Laura is already with that guy Marcus. She and Tommy literally broke up yesterday. She’s such a dick-jumper.
The Australian way of deck chairs and to keep them in good shape always lubricate every night
This will make your dick long and slippy same for the dick
Good day mate have you seen my 'Dick chairs (Dick)