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Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.

My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.

by MarinaCityBrian December 23, 2018


Ass cookie

Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.

Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.

Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.

Brandon: Same thing.

Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?

Gina: Bullseye.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019


Ass puff

It's were you go down on your girlfriend rusty bullet hole when she farts you suck it all in like a big bong hoot.

I think tonight's the night I'm finally going to have my first ass puff

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024


dumbass lookin ass mf

A motherfucker who appeals to be mentally retarded provided he also looks ugly. Most used in rap battle

dumbass lookin ass mf shut yo bitch ass up i knew you wouldnt come

by thereallockman October 22, 2022


can of whoop-ass

When someone about to jump you.

Dude watch out that old man about to open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

by xk1ngg4m3rx September 29, 2014


Bitch Ass Simp

A guy who puts his toxic girlfriend above the bros no matter what

Did you hear Anthony canceled our plans to hang out with his dumb ass girlfriend? Yeah he is a Bitch Ass Simp

by GodBanger July 10, 2021


Ass ejaculation

Someone who ejaculates from their ass

Me and Myasia was doing it and she did a ass ejaculation

by SNIPER27 April 21, 2019