here is a fact about the dick the longest dick was that cord when a baby is born
dad: hey look at that huge dick!
mom: but thats not a di- nvm i shouldive never married you
A common nickname for Richard.
I went to the school yesterday to pick up Dick. He’s my son, you pervs.
Josh- what did you do last night
Hayden- sucked your dick
Josh- thats right, you were good to
Omg I didn't know the toilets were busy so I opened the door and I saw his dick while he was lifting up his pants.