a brick put into your pants to protect you ass
Homeless man: i need an ass brick
A pong ass teke is a womans vagina with an unpleasant and pungent odour.
Eah bro, I macked her bare hard but shes got a pong ass teke cuz.
The lamest person in a group or gathering of people.
Someone who is lame without a group or gathering of people.
The buggest fucking loser around. Synonymous with fool, stupid, dumb, dumbass, bitch, pussy, bitch ass, bitch ass nigga, etc.
An insult that is fitting for formal, semi-formal, and casual occasions.
Kurts a popped ass wiener.
Your a popped ass wiener.
Who invited the popped ass wiener?
The evolved form of the insult "weenie"
Kurtis is a popped ass wiener.
when someone has an ass thicker than the sun 100 times over again.
dude 1: did you see that girl over there?
dude 2: no, why?
dude 1: Because she was hung in the ass department, you should have seen it every time she took a step her ass jiggled and caused a shockwave.
Someone that rides your ass to the peak
Damn dude, that douche was a real ass hiker
Sex between two consenting and fur covered adult, in an igloo containing mounds of whale blubber and seal fat.
I just had to travel up north and get some of that Eskimo Ass