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The substance on a man's penis after a long night of anal sex.
I woke up this morning and went to go pee.... That's when I saw all of the dick fudge on my junk.
A case in which a man is so drunk, he fails to cum while having sex.
Dude, I had a bad case of lime whiskey dick this weekend. I was going at it for at least an hour...
The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile
I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.
When u try to have sex with your girl but u have a floppy flaccid penis that just pushes against her vagina.
Man!!! U got dat mush at me dick!!!
a small pp with a boner, it look lik alfalfas one small hair that stuck up in the movie the little rascals
Mandatory text response to scam messages.
Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!
when you get a lot boys in your dms
friend 1- what are you doing tonight
friend 2- not much just getting dick flying tonight