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For people who failed NNN or people who want to challenge themselves further after winning NNN
Weak Mortal: “bro I just failed No Nut November”
God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December”
A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew
A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"
You are minding your own business and this guy hates his job as bored to tears.
You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".
the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)
Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.
When one’s penis emits an odor reminiscent of fecal matter upon its exposure
“Oh ____ must be getting changed, it smells like shit dick in here”
“Did you just shit your pants or is your dick out?”