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Someone (usually a BFF) that helps drive away a guy who can't take a hint. A person you've asked in advance to play cock block so you don't have to hurt someone's feelings or pity fuck them.
*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block
"Since, Jeff's bringing my phone charger later, I'm watching your kid tonight, Suzanne. He surely won't try to fuck me while I'm holding a newborn. Your baby is going to be the best dick-shield ever."
DDD is time for all my non-single ladies to get Dicked Down by their man on December.
"Hey, tomorrowis December 1st so it's gonna be Dicked Down December"
"Really? I should talk to my girlfriend about this, hope she doesn't mind getting dicked down"
Gege akutami!! (me too Gege, me too.)
guy1: "i got in a competition on who's the biggest Toji dick rider"
guy2: "you're fucked"
guy1: "nah, i'd win"
The girl who is suck the crew off and cumming in everyone’s face like the glory hole
Who wants to be the dick leader???
When you are long distanced, and you send your girl a picture of your penis
Girl: Send me a dick pic
Guy: I'll send you that mobile dick
"Look at those pack of dicks at the end of the bar"
this is when your girlfriend or wife spit all over your dick really good and slobber all over it and rub it all over to get it really spitty and wet and you fuck her pussy so good and her spit makes the sex feel so much better if her pussy not loose and tight. she can make her pussy in vinegar water in bath tub no worries. don't let her do this so she can cheat, if its loose . leave her for good and don't go back. do this every time before you have sex. it feels 6666 times better than normal sex. this does not work on dildos or sex toys or animals. do not try that sick shit with those things and lie about it and say it doesn't feel good like people did with other stuff like they did it and knock a good thing trying to act like they can get it too and mess it up for everyone
that was the best dick bash of my life