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When a bloke thinks he’s so sweet he shits cookies
Look at David he’s a proper ass biscuit
This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.
Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
Meat ass is when your ass is meat or in sex someone tells you to meat ass them
“ Hey can you meat ass me”
That means to make the persons poop come out of their ass in sex with your fist.
A nigga who is smooth as hell, but is also a menace to society. Not to be confused with a smooth dude whatsoever.
Girl: Hey go talk to him he cute as hell.
Girl 2: I did and is one Slick Ass Nigga he for the streets
Daniel in fact has a gradually fatter ass than Natalie.
Natalie:Who has a fatter ass? It’s definitely me
Daniel:Nope, look at the facts.
The joke
Hey duude listen
what
the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped
Go: hey duude listen
Bo: listen to what
Go: to the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped