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Come ass you are

What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P

Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.

by QuacksO December 29, 2022


josh dun's ass

The best thing you'll ever see in your life.The ass of a very hot dude.

Guy: This Girl has a nice ass.
Me: Have you ever seen Josh Dun's Ass?It's the best thing ever.

by bandsexualtrashbag December 26, 2016


My pussy in your uncle’s ass

Its used when a girl is getting jumped by 2 or more men and she is alone

My pussy in your uncle’s ass right you mamas soul

by Koksawy July 1, 2021


dat ass dow

What you say when you want that booty. And put your penis deep in there🌚

Hey there.... mmmmmm .... Dat ass dow

by Stupid Fuck Nut April 21, 2017


sad ass virgin

ayo is that ME?

Guy: please have sex with me

Girl: no you stupid sad ass virgin

Guy: okay jesus christ you asshole

by Fyondike January 26, 2022


Boustrophedonic Ass Kicking

A truly hellacious beat down. To beat someone up one side of the street, and back down the other.

When little Timmy picked a fight with a bar full of marines, they took turns in a systematic boustrophedonic ass kicking. Little Timmy... 1982 - 2010

by CharlieSaxon June 28, 2010


Cracker Ass Fool

A person on kik who has a weird voice

You are a cracker ass fool

by DeltaApple July 11, 2018