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A name that is short for "Richard." Not a name for the rude bit of a male (looking at a bunch of ignorant and rude people)
Hello, my name is Dick. Do not use my name as a word for a man's private part.
A sporting good manager and also what my girl sucked last night under my big cock and the blanket
The word "Dick" when used disparagingly is woefully misinterpreted. Often conflated with words like, Asshole, Jerk, Punk, and a laundry list of other's. It is in fact someone who calls Assholes out on their shit! Dick's are intelligent, quick witted, and uncommonly kind considering how ruthlessly they take down their prey.
Dick's only appear when provoked by the incessant droppings of words like shit from ass from the ever prevalent steaming turd herds of millions of free range Assholes. Overcome by the powerful compulsion to shut the Asshole down before it shits on everything around.
Dick's always win the argument, because Assholes get fucked and it's the Dick's that do the fuckin'.
"Man! You're such a fuckin'Dick!"
"Why? Cause I called you on your bullshit? Asshole!
A shortened version of "an urban dictionary page" used by 'fellow kidz'.
Guy 1: what have you been doing lately?
Guy 2: looking at dicks
Guy 1: that's gay
Guy 2: no, as in pages on urban dictionary
Guy 1: yeah, gay
1. Literally a man's genitals or a strap-on dildo.
2. A rude dumbass.
3. A name.
4. A Store for sports.
Me: Dick is my favorite type of sausage.
You (Probably): Same bro.