Brain Check

When a girl is dying to give you some head but you just aren't in the mood for it -- you ask her for a brain check.

Tim: Vicky really wanted to give me a blow job last night...

Ryan: So did she?

Tim: Nah, I had just hooked up with her room mate, so I asked her for a brain check.

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pick your brain

To probe for answers

If you have a minute to spare, I'd like to pick your brain about lachrymology.

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brain go brrr

happiness, a warm feeling in your brain. often excitement.
for example when you find out you no longer have an exam in the morning

eg. *hears favourite song*

p1 : "BRAIN GO BRR :))) " indicating they love this and it makes them happy.

p2 : " yes yes yes, brain go brrr :D "

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Bullshit Baffles Brains

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.

Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.

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Big brain energy

When a person has all the smartical particals and just comes up but the best and often most logical answer to a predicament.

Person 1: wow I never thought about it like that

Person 2: yeah that’s big brain energy right there

purple brain pillow

a disillusional high after taking to many drugs

I see a purple brain pillow, man I'm there

secondhand brain damage

Prolonged exposure to someone else's brain damage to the point a small part of their brain damage causes negative effects to those witnessing their behavior.

i just got secondhand brain damage from scrolling through a flat earth twitter thread