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When your getting a blowjob and when your about to cum you pull your dick out of her mouth and fire a load straight up her nose.
You dude I was getting a blowjob so I pulled out and gave her a salty brain.
When a girl is dying to give you some head but you just aren't in the mood for it -- you ask her for a brain check.
Tim: Vicky really wanted to give me a blow job last night...
Ryan: So did she?
Tim: Nah, I had just hooked up with her room mate, so I asked her for a brain check.
The confused state of having brains on your face, possibly due to a horrific disease or wounds to ones skull or to the skulls of others.
person 1:you so ugly you look like you have face brains.
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brains splattering on your head as a result of a gunshot or unspecified wound.
To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.
Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.
a disillusional high after taking to many drugs
I see a purple brain pillow, man I'm there
When a person has all the smartical particals and just comes up but the best and often most logical answer to a predicament.
Person 1: wow I never thought about it like that
Person 2: yeah that’s big brain energy right there
Prolonged exposure to someone else's brain damage to the point a small part of their brain damage causes negative effects to those witnessing their behavior.
i just got secondhand brain damage from scrolling through a flat earth twitter thread