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when you take a dump at the house of somebody else and don't flush but shut the lid so they can't see it until the lid is lifted.
1. before leaving bob's house I got him with a peek-a-poo.
2. after jim left I found a peek-a-poo that he left 4 me
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A poo pirate is when someone poos there panties when a hand is raised or a ball is kicked near them.
Poo pirates are also scared of sharp objects, forward girls, spicy food, and downing pints.
Paolo: Hey Danny, try and smash that shot top corner
Danny: I am trying, but my shots are not as powerfull as they used to be.
Paolo: Stop being a Poo Pirate and hit it.
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A dental crown that has been dislodged, swallowed, retrieved from fecal matter, sterilized & re-cemented in order to avoid costly replacement. While indistinguishable from others, you will always know where that tooth has been.
"Damn! I just swallowed my crown! I better get a new one."
"You do realize a new one is like $900..."
"Damn! Now I'm gonna have a poo tooth! Where are the baggies?"
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When you are so drunk that you're very well into a blackout state and you make it home to take a massive poop on the toilet. The poop drains so much energy out of you that you pass out on the toilet before flushing. When you wake up in the morning you see the poop, but can't actually remember ever taking one and are still able to recognize it as your own.
Bro 1: "What happened to you last night? You were so hammered."
Bro 2: "I have no idea! All I know is that I woke up to a deja poo this morning that smelled terrible!"
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A poo knuckler is someone that shoves there fist up another persons ass.
Guy 1: You poo knuckler
Guy 2: Do you even know what that means?
Guy 1: no, what?
Guy 2: a poo knuckler is when someone shoves a fist up your butt!
Guy 1: No way, you just pulled that definition out of your ass
Guy 2: Literly!
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a poo that you do but you dont feel it come out, the only way you know it has come out is that you here the splash, but when you look into the toilet it isnt there, it has gone down the pipe.
"OMG i have just done a fantom poo that i didnt feel but is splashed my but and it isnt in the loo.
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An extra magical poo where you shit and wipe your ass and nothing is on the paper LIKE HOLY SHIT. but on top of that you look down AND THERE IS NO SHIT OR ANY EVIDENCE OF A POO IN THE TOILET LIKE FUUUUUUCK.
jim: sally I just did a hogwarts poo holy Jesus
Sally: that's so magical I haven't had a hogwarts poo for 48 days
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