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An individual who stands out from the crowd with his terrible Dad or pun jokes. He can be heard with his distinct Asthma infused seizure animal call which sounds his habitat in a high pitched decibel, an alternative "nose laugh" may be heard in rare cases. A Robert E. or a Robertus Abusmaximus is a rather large creature that walks on its 2's and is by default muscular and very athletic, defined by its very strong abdominal strength and vascular biceps.
A Robert E's diet consists of a balanced diets, mainly being Tuna of assorted flavourings and the occasional pizza. A Robert E loves to maintain a balanced and will work out for 20 minutes to burn off excess energy.
The most common attribute of a Robert E is that it likes to sound its prey terrible dad or pun jokes causing ear drum ruptures and eyes to fall out and wither. Anyone who lives to see the next day after experiencing the Robert joke usually develop mental disorders like autism or dementia causing breaking down in life.
e.g.
Robert E. "Hey guys did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"
Audience "No"
Robert E. "The food was good, but it had no atmosphere"
Robert E. "haha good one me"
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Emotional Support Water Bottle
A personal use water bottle carried at all times, usually by a female presenting person.
Whilst useful, it's main function is to provide emotional comfort rather than hydration.
Sorry we're late, but Cheryl can't function without her E-SWAB so we couldn't leave until she found it.
A Boomer who has an OnlyFans account.
"Did you hear Rand and Nance started and OnlyFans?"
"Golly, sounds like they're E-Boomers, now!"
Someone online (whether a streamer or a friend) who is considered to be a father figure, the individual is usually a male.
"I like texting my E-dad, they make me feel loved."
A dad friend on the internet that has unofficially adopted you.
Oh yeah, he's my e-dad, he always checks up on me.
Person 1 :Oh my god this _____ an E Carb.
Person 2: Shut the ____ up E Carb.