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The seminal fluid of a man, usually a sea man.
"My Jesus Juice shoots all the way to the wall!"
"No way! Can you show me?"
"Hell yeah!"
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A cross joint that has two joints on the sides, and a Newport at the tip.
We can roll a cross joint, or we can put a Newport on the tip and make a Black Jesus.
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Something that is mentioned a million times that we have no idea what the hell it means in Green Day's new album American Idiot
"You're not the Jesus of Suburbia/the St. Jimmy is a figment of your fathers rage and your mothers love"
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An stupid organisation that encourages it's believers to believe that Jesus was a good teacher but that is all.
It encorages them to reject the idea that Jesus was the Messisah.
Jasper would be the first person to sign up for Atheists for Jesus
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When a person masturbates in front of a picture of jesus.
"Where'd Billy go?"
"I just saw him walking into the bathroom with a joho book, guess he's gonna come to jesus."
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1. (verb) The concept of packaging a good for mailing with such skill and finesse, so as to put everyone but God almighty to shame.
Oh my, this packaging is awesome...Jesus-packaging even!
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jesus junk is all the godsmuck malarky and rubbish that godgobbers rave on about
godgobbers are complete fools believing in all that biblical jesus junk and godsmuck.
It's all total bullshit.
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