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Raison de quack quack is inspired by the raison d'etre ... For ducks that would be, to be is to quack. For humans, to be is to ... quack like a duck? Or something else? (1) Being horny and (2) in the mood for a good time.
Queef really liked his women. He definitely had ze raison de quack quack.
"Do you have ze 'raison de quack quack'?", she asked, pulling down his zip.
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based off of kanye west’s new hit single, lift yourself, scoop de poop refers to a crooked penis that when performing anal sex, will scoop de poop out of your bum hole
“I did anal last night and his penis scooped de poop out of me!”
“he has such a scoop de poop penis!”
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Punting god who loves the greys and a cold beer. This bloke is so sexy, girls need a flash flooding warning before seeing him
Holy fuck, hes matt de jong ed my missus
Yea i dont think any amount of sun is drying those panties champ
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the cardboard cylinder inside a roll of paper towels
Nick: "If we want to smoke and not stink up your dorm, we can shove a dryer sheet inside that cardboard thing and blow the smoke through that"
Jo: "Oh! You mean through a doop de doop?"
Nick: "what the hell are you talking about?"
Jo: "The cardboard thing... It's called a doop de doop"
Nick: "How old are you? Twelve?"
Jo: "We're not friends anymore."
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Notre Dames des Victoires, known as NDV because no one wants to say the whole thing, is a small catholic K-8 French school located in downtown San Francisco. Even though they go through people smoking weed and sleeping on the streets, they live in a bubble. They are the school in the awkward position because they are not in the independent school loop but aren’t in the catholic school loop either; therefore they don’t have any friends outside of school unless they play a sport. There is no such thing as party’s and play dates occur ontil 7th grade. Speaking to a person of the opposite gender is unheard of. There is a shit ton of stupid gossip even though there are only 30 people in one grade. People don’t date or hook up because your classmates are like your sisters and brothers. Everyone assumes your fluent in French but no graduate of ndv can speak a full sentence in French because the program sucks. Everyone thinks their rich because they haven’t met anyone but they all like in the inner Richmond or sunset. They don’t even know what a juul is or they think they’re going to die if they juul. When an NDV graduate goes to high school they either make friends or don’t, no in beteeen. NDV teaches religion in a way that makes most people want to convert. No one knows what or where the school if they didn’t go.
Oh wait if they went to Notre Dame des Vicotoires why are they popular
Is Notre Dame des Victoires that weird ass French school?
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another name for Puerto Rico meaning island of enchantment (or love), because what's not to love about Puerto Rico?!
la isla de encanta is da shit!
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French Canadian (Quebec) to swear, Like FUCK .
OUI MONSIEUR
Criss Colis de tabarnak what is a Duchbag ?
Are u kidding me ? CRISS COLIS DE TABARNAK !!
Criss Colis de tabarnak Quebec is so badass.
tabarnak
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