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Bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full of slags who don’t know anything other than how to snake on everything.. they had a protest and all of a sudden they all think they’re the shit when in reality no one cares they won’t admit it but they’re all hated by other schools

in conclusion just don’t go to bullers

i went bullers wood turns out i had over 80 ex’s by year 9

by UrMum.com October 24, 2020


bullers wood

a school full of snakes, slags and neeks

at least 2 teachers have been caught for paedophilia in the last year and didn’t even have enough money to afford a cleaner

they had a protest and think they’re the shit but have yet to realise no one gives a fuckkkk

in conclusion don’t send your child to bullers

i wen tho bullers wood and ended up having 80+ ex’s by year 9

by UrMum.com October 25, 2020


Wiked Wood

When you and your buddies start a band but then end up in a circle jerk watching reruns of Seinfeld

Y'all wanna Wiked wood? Don't leave me hanging brother!

by Hulk Hoagie September 2, 2022


Leftover wood

You just fucked someone but you still wanna fuck so you call someone else

Mary went to Tom’s who came to quickly so she called up Bill for leftover wood

by Marystales January 31, 2021


hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 29, 2022


Brianna Wood

A steadfast mother to all her children borrowed baby or blood. Focused and a tenacious goal getter.

Resourceful, cunning, calculating and sly. Excellent at math, and anything she decides to learn is a quick boredom buster. Never alone, she requires the validation of multiple others and is in constant need of attention. Virgo. If she doesn’t get things exactly the way she says they should be, she will do literally anything to manipulate it into her favor no matter the cost.

Excellent planner. Vindictive with no conscience once she sets her mind to it. Obsessed with looking “pretty” physically, talks down about any person the moment they’re out of an earshot.

Will feign genuine concern to get others to divulge personal facts. It’s for the sole purpose of using said knowledge to later bring the self confidence down of that person if she senses they are in any way actually a better person than she can be, or more than likely is prettier outwardly than her.

Terrified of anyone learning just how truly conniving, false, and inwardly self conscious she is.

Her character is lacking any and all authenticity. But she can choose to stop being so empty and poisonous at ANY time. If she possesses the mental, emotional, and overall strength it’s going to take.

That Brianna Wood seemed so cool. It’s too bad she doesn’t know who she is. She thinks it’s cool to act like the popular girl in school. We’ve been out of school for over 10 years YO!

by spiritzr4reel February 6, 2022


Sometimes you got to live in the woods

It’s when life can throw some hard punches at you and you have to learn how to evade, get back up, and evolve in order to survive the next threat that comes into your life.

John: Dude I lost my job last month and it made my life a living hell and that’s what made me become an entrepreneur.

Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods

John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it

by Coboricua March 7, 2021