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think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.
"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"
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Adj. Used to describe when something is REALLY old.
Look at that old ass car.
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something weak, tired, or uneventful.
Did you see Draven757's latest posting on Urban Dictionary? What a lame-ass attempt at humor.
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used to describe someone so obese that the skin of at the bottom of the butt cheek folds over like the bottom of a breast.
"That fatty should get a butt bra to hold up them ass titties!"
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Adjective: to describe a very attractive person and / or may have a large, squishy and voluptuous bottom
Lew George has a sexy ass
Lew George is a sexy ass
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The expansive exploration of the anal cavity taken to an extent far beyond typical examination. In order to be considered an ass spelunking specific symptoms must be present. Extreme pain, euphoria, nausea, loose stool, and loss of bowel control are typical. In order to be an ass spelunker one must have partaken in at least 75% of the anal event and have documented the such thoroughly. Any accomplice in the even is referred to as the secondary spelunker.
Many times ass spelunking is used in reference to homosexual acts, however, ass spelunking can also refer to those of hetero origin.
"That butt pirate goes ass spelunking nightly."
"Tuesday I went ass spelunking with Ashley and ruined her parents sheets. After she passed out a I gave her a superman."
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