Second Saturday of April

National Saturday with the boys.

Julia: Wana hang this Saturday?
Me: I can’t it’s national Saturday with the boys, because it’s the second Saturday of April.

April 18, 2006

the day the best, most amazing, beautiful, gorgeous, hot girl (which is also my lovely gf) was born!! i love you the absolute most babe, i really do. MEOW

person 1: what's today's date?
person 2: it's April 18, 2006
person 1: OMG ITS MY GF'S BDAY

Feel like April

When you're day is so productive, you start feeling that you are working too much and you should enjoy your life a bit.

Damn, I did so much work in my office, it started to Feel like April.

Millie April Richardson

She is a very peng girl and a lier

Millie April Richardson is very peng but a lier and has disfunctioning eyes

April my beloved

A wonderful person that is absolutely beautiful and gorgeous but sadly lives far away from Germany.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any cool people?
Melanie: Yeah, I know April. April my beloved is one of the best persons on the world.

April 7, 2001

A King was born

Did you know what happened on April 7, 2001? A King was born.

Aching Anus April

During april you can only jizz via prostate stimulation. No homo.

I'm just waiting for Aching Anus April to be over, my bum hurts like shit.