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Emo kids giving head while crying
After we slit our wrist together with our black makeup on I'm going to give you a weeping blow job.
Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.
She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.
you're fuckin' a right they do.
Because of how they force windows 10 on every one of their customers, Microsoft blows nob.
"Thar She Blows" is what you say when you see a troater approaching you. This is said because troaters blow a lot. This is often confused with the phrase made popular by Melville's Moby Dick, but after close inspection, certain hints are made that Moby Dick is, in fact, a troater.
"Thar She Blows!" Wow. That girl is such a troater!
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You are constipated and finally get that last hard piece of shit to come out. This followed by a bad case of diarrhea.
When ever I blow the cork out I always get the run afterward.
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hey , u guys wanna go blow something up saturday
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When a true gentleman is having doggy style sex with a girl in the second story of a house, then he busts a nut in her, picks up her ankles and tosses her out the window, then when she lands on the ground, he shouts "Cominayeeeeeeeeaaaahaaaaa. You aint nothin but a bigoty bitch. Peace!
Peewee Escobar was having sex with a large girl from his second story window, then discovered she was fuckin huge, got scared, busted in her, then performed the blow -n- throw.
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