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When you are in a relationship and you are obliged to have sex because it's a special occasion (i.e. anniversary, birthday etc.)
I'll be getting a special occasion bone from my wife since it's my birthday!
Cursing your/ somebody's bones are the opposite of blessing ones bones. It's a way to express how mad you are at someone.
Ant : I ate your chocolate.
Alison : curse your bones!
All old people eventually get zombie bone disease
A big ole' bird that so skinny that's it's barely more than skin and bones. But it's also a skrank. Hence: Skronk N' Bones
Hey, get your pokey elbows away from me, Skronk N' Bones
When thirty or more 90 year old men perform anal sex in a chain line while dancing to disco. After the 6 day ritual is over each man eats the genitals of the man behind him. The first man who still has his dick intact can then take a small but powerful machine gun and repeatedly shoot the other 29+ people. Then apon sunrise of the 7th day, the only surviver will masturbate to his death.
Yo Guys We Should Get Some Friends Together And Go Have A Rusty Chain Bone!
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When you lay a female on her stomach and lubricate your penis and the crack of her ass, and tail bone section. Gently, without Penetration stroking back and forth, up and down until an orgasm is reached.
Let's have tail bone sex
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A person who dislikes activity; one who loves to sleep.
Stop being a L.B, get out of bed, and go to work!
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