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A monkey that goes meep frequently.
Meep-Monkey: MEEP! MEEP!
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A particular individual who is notorious for drinking the popular street drug known as lean, generally a black person from the ghetto
Man, Darnell is such a fucking lean monkey
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When one drags his nuts across the scree of an unattended cell phone of either an unsuspecting victim or arch enemy.
That prick left his phone on his desk, so I gave him the sweaty monkey.
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After a night on the razz and acquiring a set of beer goggles, you pull a right munter and take her back to yours for a damn good seeing to.
Clothes come off and before you know it she's gobbling away. She asks for a bit of oral anal rimming, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting Chicken Vindaloo you had on the way back, you agree.
On parting her arse crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy arse crack (she is probably of Germanic origin) and she has a severe case of Piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!
Christer bent the scank, which he pulled earlier that night, over the table to give her some rimming only to be greeted by a Monkey truffle.
Not wanting to ruin his chances of later action, he just pushed it all back inside and had a good slurp anyway.
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A retail/service employee that mans the tills!
a till monkey is customer fodder, you place them at the front of the counter awaiting the slaughter!! they know nothing and have trouble spelling their own names!
they are expendable! :P
"till monkey Joe of MacDonalds"
he gets your order wrong, after spitting in it anyway! and short changes you for the pleasure!
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Mmm Monkey is what you say before you eat out someone's ass
Monkey: You saved me. Why?
Master Oogway: Mmm Monkey.
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Lubbers who hang around docks, leave dock lines uncoiled, get dock splinters from walking barefoot, fall off docks when drunk, or generally don't know how to act on a dock. Arrrrrrrr.
Gilligan would be a dock monkey if the Island had a dock
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