most slayful candy boom sis shark in the universe (candy shark community members only)
CS4L
hey candy shark, shall we go to the muffin truck?
to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.
person A: "wanna go play dnd"
person B: "sure!"
person A just wants to make out with person B
person B has been candy vanned.
A bat grip for a baseball or softball bat with innovative style.
Matt credits his 17 game hit-streak to his new bat candy.
A derogatory term for a straight person
Chad: Pride month shouldn't exist
Emily: Shut up you fucking emo candy stick
The sweetest bang of your life.
That was a cotton candy bang
The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal