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A wonderful, old school (founded 1933). Our mascot is the Panther. Our STUDent body is composed of ninjas, superheros, incredibly hot females, and one weird occasional weird guy. Our faculty is composed of demi-gods, pro wrestlers, and Epic Box.
Go to Pueblo Community College if you want one of the best educational experiences of your life.
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College located near Olympia, Wa. witch is full of nothing but stoners, Emo's, and Anti War protesting pussys. (Known as Greeners) School serves no real purpose, and needs to be closed, and all the hippies sent back to Oregon.
Dude, those fucks from the evergreen state college are protesting the troops comming home by chanting to bring them home, fucking retards.
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It is the home of the emotionally and mentally challenged. Only rich, pompous, faggy fucknuts attend because they are too stupid to be admitted into any other school that is inhabited solely by trust-fund cunts such as Harvard, Princeton, and USC. The only real difference between HSC and the others listed is that the HSC population is entirely homosexual. Seersucker pants, polo shirts with popped collars, and that HSC is an all male college are the greatest indicators to the incredible amount of pompous homosexuality of all who inhabit HSC. God hates HSC and every person that goes there needs to be beaten down with a rusty shovel being that it would be a favor to mankind.
EXAMPLE 1
hey, are you a pompous homosexual who wears seersucker pants and polo shirts with popped collars?
yeah
you are a huge fag. you go to Hampden Sydney College don't you?
why yes i do
EXAMPLE 2
hey, i beat off onto my cereal every morning.
do you go to hsc?
yes, yes i do
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A place filled with smokers, cruelty and inadequate teachers. Also cannabis hidden in each bathroom ceiling
“Hope valley college, where neglected children go to suffer”
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An exceedingly small high school in northern Arizona. There, most of the teachers are related, the lunchroom has enough microwaves to heat up Siberia, and the students think they're the best thing since sexual reproduction.
Tri-City College Prep student: "go panthers! go math club! happy 'pi' day!"
Normal Person: "seriously? go to a real school."
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Located in the eliete Brooklyn Heights, NY. "The Small College of Big Dreams." No one's ever heard of SFC. Also known as the small college of big tuition. Affordable? My ass. It's the size of a high school and most people call it 13th grade. The only Division 1 sports team that is actually good here is Water Polo. It consists of a couple of national fraternities and a few local sororities. Only 200 people if that out of the actual 3,000 people that attend here dorm and the dorm is shared with other colleges, such as Pace University. Basically, don't apply here unless you don't want a real college experience.
St. Francis College is the only college that accepted me. I might as well just go to community college for 2 years to get my grades up and apply to a real college after that.
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Located in Storrs, Connecticut. Home of the UConn Huskies. When asking a random student from UConn why they chose to attend here, you'll most likely hear the response of "UConn basketball, duh..". On top of that, the women along with the men both consistently beat every other team's ass.
Friend: "Hey man, was thinking of applying to Kentucky or Duke, I heard they have a great basketball program."
Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.
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