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Bad Ass front man, but Sammy Hagar owns his ass in singing ability. The Van Halen albums with him on it are better than Hagar's, but he is still an egotistical, selfish stupid jew.
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4:00 in the morning, then turns into a pizza."
-David Lee Roth
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"hey frank , what was the homework last night"?
Shut up David
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the reason why god invented a .45 caliber bullet.
I heard David Lee Roth got busted in Central Park trying to buy weed off the Rastas and he's bald.
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You get head from a girl (or guy) and pretend that you came. Act like your load disappeared and you can't find it. Tell her (or him) to look for it. When she (or he) looks near you.. bust in her (or his) face.
We were fooling around and i pulled the david blaine on that ho.
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The lawyer known as Cheney's Cheney. The man who uses his knowledge of law and politics to assist the republicans in undermining the constitutional government of the United States. People claim he has no sense of right or wrong and follows any and all orders without question for Dick Cheney.
In political circles he is known as a knife fighter. He is brutal politician that runs things from behind the scenes and prefers absolute secrecy to his movements.
Possibly one of the most dangerous and powerful non-elected citizen of the United States.
“It’s Addington,” Mayer quotes Powell. “He doesn’t care about the Constitution.”
David S. Addington’s admirers have remarked on his ruthlessness as a political warrior.
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My hero! Popped off that overrated douchebag John Lenin!
Mark David Chapman did the right thing!
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a good-looking old fruit
Did you see that gay guy mincing around the confectionery aisle trying to pick up men?
He was a real David Bowie
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