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a term used to define a catch22 situation where there is no out
to be without a lifeline or safehaven
Wayne just found out I got Lisa pregnant im fucked!
Oh my god i have no brakes im fucked!
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a rude guy who has his scalp with very little or no hair.
Shut up, you bald fuck!
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Moving the penis in between the two boobs.
David especially likes to titty fuck after Jenny's implants.
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Contrary to popular belief "mouth fucking" or "throat fucking" is not simply a blow-job.
Where as in a blow-job the one giving it is doing the majority of the work and technique is involved, in mouth fucking the person getting their dick wet is doing the work with pelvic thrusts while the person getting mouth fucked simply lets it happen trying their hardest not to gag.
Blow-jobs are far more common than mouth fucking as it is harder to find a partner willing to let you literally fuck their mouth/throat.
"Man that girl is a real freak, not only does she like to suck dick, she likes to get mouth fucked!"
Guy 1 : "You know what really gets me off?"
Guy 2 : "What?"
Guy 1 : "Mouth fucking!"
Guy 2 : "Damn dude that's narly!"
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Anyone born between 1986 and 2010 is a member of Generation Fucked, the period when the decline of the United States became irreversible.
Damn, nobody I went to NYU with can find a job. We spent all that money to become Generation Fucked.
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Quite simply, fuck off, just in a funnier way.
Other interpretations are:
get lost
fuck you
go away
etc etc
Dave: I need a wank, will you help me?
Jack: No way! Get to fuck!
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describing a mentally deranged sick pervert!
who is the sick fucking bastard who comes up with some of this stufF!
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