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any weekday you find yourself out late night, surrounded by everyone you didn't plan to meet, partying like it's 1999.
What the fuck are all these people doing in my local bar at midnight on a motherfucking Tuesday? Is it a full moon Tuesday? Oh it's Wednesday? Whatever.
Cramming 20 years of emotion into a six month relationship. 1st date consists of dinner, a u-haul, wedding plans and pulling the goalie. Only having it end on a 400 mile road on two tanks of gas.
I meet this awesome chick on tinder 2 hours ago, I think I'm going full Donald
Anything that is extremely tiring and thoroughly physically taxing which results in aches and pains. Such as 2 hours of muay thai, a full day of snowboarding, or single handedly fighting a contingent of angry midgets.
A: Jesus, you look like shit.
B: Ugh. yeah. just had a full body fuck down.
A: What?
B: 6 hours of advanced secret ninja assassin training. at 3am.
A: oh damn.
A place full of sexy gurls showing off their pussy's which have been shaved, waxed or lasered....... (As opposed to a Basket Full of 'Fuzzy' Kittens)
"damn there's A Basket Full of Bald Kittens in there"
The act of giving a deep throat BBBJ and pulling it out just as they begin to cum so cum drifts out of your mouth and all over the front of your body!
FULL THROATAL FRONTAL DRIFT is one of my favorite things to do to a man!
I can get anything I want out of my man after giving him FULL THROATAL FRONTAL DRIFT!
α person that always looks on the bright side of things.
She has α glass half full mentality. I want to be like her.
a place full of sexy gurls showing off their pussy.
"damn theirs A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens in there"