Happy fun time

A G-rated way to say masturbating.

Girl: Sup?

Guy: Nm. Just got done with happy fun time. ;)

Girl: O.o... wow tmi

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Trigger Happy T.V.

The British version of the MTV show Jackass...This show is better because the pranks and stunts are pulled on spectators and people of the public with no notice of what is occuring

AIRS ON COMEDY CENTRAL WEEKNIGHTS AT 8:00 pm Eastern Time...Watch it!!!

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Happy go lucky

A term used to define a person who outwardly projects a calm and collected lifestyle, while inwardly is full of turmoil.

Having been privy to past wrongs the happy go lucky person refuses to impart that on anyone else.

This often comes across as a carefree individual, but is instead someone who cares deeply, and does not want to replicate the harm done unto them on anyone else.

After waiting for over an hour and a half in the crowded restraunt, the happy go lucky individual received luke warm food. Knowing the waiter had no responsibility for this, upon paying, the individual tipped over the expected amount, because they knew someone was going to under tip.

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Happy candy birthday

The two weeks before and two weeks after your actual birthday. To celebrate ones birthday for a month. A month long tribute to ones self.

Happy candy darling." "We wish you the happiest of candies." It's my happy candy birthday Beeeeeeaaaatches." "I am awesome; it's my happy candy.

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kids happy box

-Chinesse or asian menu item for kids
-Also another name for care package in Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2

I just got a kids happy box for killstreak in modern warfare 2, I'm so good at that game.

I order kids happy box for my kids today.

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slap-happy fuckwit

An incredibly oblivious individual of questionable intelligence

That slap-happy fuckwit should have been a blowjob

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happy hour in the shower

The beginning of a night of drinking or end to a long day followed with a beer (or other alcoholic beverage) consumed while in a longer then normal shower.

1) It's Friday and I've worked all week, just as well start the night off with happy hour in the shower.

2) Gonna relax, go for a happy hour in the shower then sleep.

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