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cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store

When you are getting ready to dance like its nobodies buisness out in the club/bar.

Dude, I cant wait to get to Brew Bakers tonight! Imma cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store!

by Blasphemeth August 10, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!

A way of telling someone on a forum or other discussion that you disagree with them and their argument is so without merit you don't even need to put up a counter argument.

You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!

by bionixcommand June 26, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm right, you're wrong, shut up.

"I'm right, you're wrong, shut up." - Eugene Lee Yang

I'm right, you're wrong, shut up. Stop complaining.

by Wร˜ฤ€H August 27, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm here for a good time, not a long time

Basically means that you should eat that pizza. Don't waste your time trying to squeeze into society's expectations, just live your life. You never when you're going to die so make the best of it.

Them: Are you sure you wanna go skydiving?
Me: I'm here for a good time, not a long time, YEET!

by justanothersecondarycharacter November 17, 2018

33๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


I love you but I'm not in love with you

Phrase used exclusively by shallow self-absorbed individuals who actually have no concept of what it means to love or be loved. Their hearts are vacant and usually associate sex not with a deeply emotional or spiritual experience but rather purely a physical and transient act involving no emotion. Such individuals are limited in both intellect and in normal socialization skills. People who use this overused cliche usually suffer from a combination of schizotypal disorder and sociopathy. A catch-all phrase when the person doing the dumping knows there is no reason for the relationship to end, other than for purely selfish reasons of wanting to pursue sexual relations with other individuals outside of the current relationship.

I love you but I'm not in love with you

Translation:

I don't love you and I want to experiment with other people

by Tuscanini August 17, 2006

1610๐Ÿ‘ 718๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm just trying to make it through the day

Means that you've had a hard day and you don't feel like dealing with peoples bullshit.

Did you clean the bathroom?
Reply: Hey, I'm just trying to make it through the day!

by Lyndsay_708 April 1, 2006

57๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm gonna gut you like a fish

A threat often delivered to those who often deserve to be at the sharp end of it's deadly meaning. Commonly found in preschool classrooms and in chinese adult film stores.

"I'm gonna gut you like a fish, wear your entrails like a scarf, and use your kidneys as mittens, you goddamn cum guzzling piece of shit."

by Donald Blasko, PhD May 4, 2003

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