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White Russian with coffee
I’m in the mood for a Columbian White Russian.
Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.
Man: lets play Russian dodgeball
Woman: Nooo! last time you had diarrhea
When you do the Chinese Butt-Touch twice at the same time.
Hey there penis-touch, I heard you did the Russian Butt-touch.
when you pour vodka down your partners ass and drink it like a shot of vodka
MAN I ate her like Russian Cheesecake and she screamed,"MOTHERLAND!!!"
It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.
Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work
Sprinkle cocaine on a strippers asshole the put your face in front of her asshole and your friend punches her in the stomach making her fart the cocaine into your face.
Dude Frank and I fucked this hooker last night and we did the Russian dust storm on her!!!
Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose
Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring
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