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jacob

loves to piss on tables when he see's a good table you already know he's gonna piss on it, starting to think its his way of showing dominance.

oh yea thats just jacob pissing on that table over there its normal

by mazda dem10 December 25, 2021


Jacob

Secretly the gayest guy in the friend group or squad

He’s such a Jacob

by The real Jacob May 25, 2020


Jacob

Secretly the gayest guy in the squad or friend group

He’s such a Jacob

by The real Jacob May 25, 2020


jacob

At first you would think that jacob is a sweet, kind, loving and all around great guy but you are wrong. He is a manwhore and doesn’t have any respect for a girl. He will call many girls hot no matter if he has a girl or not. He will go for any girl he sees and then break their hearts if they are not good enough for him. He doesn’t know how to get his feelings straight. Don’t fall for a jacob

girl 1 : jacob told my friend that he has feelings for me.

girl 2 : the fact that he told your friend that and not even you is already a red light.

girl 1 : true but he is so cute.

girls 2 : that doesn’t matter he calls so many girls hot. You can’t prove that he won’t call another girl hot when you guys are together.

by irllydontlikeu1854 December 23, 2018


Jacob

A really really short kid who gets all the ladies and is the best at basketball and baseball. Jacob is mostly cute to ladies, sweet, and VERY funny

"Hey look its jacob" Girl 1-
"Yea i know, he short but hes cool

by bigboychungas September 25, 2020


Jacob

A very very short person, Is cool and funny, and gets all the ladies. Often likes girls named Brooklynn

"Oh look, Its Jacob, He get ALL the ladies."

by bigboychungas September 25, 2020


Jacobs

Jacobs

The definition of Jacobs is When she gives you a dry blow job, with zero saliva and it feels like she ate ten crackers before sucking your cock

by Mr_Ardon June 3, 2023