Someone: Kevin always gets abused
Someone else: yeah we need to stop Kevin abuse
a beautiful man that lives in PA
everyone likes him
he goes by KD
i am in love with him
"kevin dimarco is a sexy man."
"i agree, KD is so beautiful"
An American novelist and journalist.
Kevin Baker's middle book of the City of Fire trilogy, Paradise Alley, was the best of the three.
A term used to describe an individual who stumbles their way through the treacherous terrain of Fortnite like a clumsy llama with two left hooves. A Fortnite Kevin is notorious for their astonishing ability to turn even the simplest tasks into epic fails, leaving their teammates questioning their life choices. This hapless character can often be found building their "forts" that look more like abstract art installations, and their aim? Let's just say they couldn't hit a pink flamingo with a water balloon.
The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!
Man we lost 5 games in a row.
It’s not our fault though, we were playing with a Fortnite Kevin
The main reason kleenex is still in business!! He prefers 3 ply. Kevin is a true believer in mind reading and owns lanes 38 to 11. Does not drive raymond trucks because he only wears a crown. Will not second guess a call to the the ministry of labour. Kevin has also pulled more pallets than another reach driver. He's a strong believer that a missing check digit is a health and safety issue!!
Kevin Aldred is a spitting image of caillou!!
Kevin-Baconing (verb): When you're stressed, mad or frustrated and all you can do is go to an empty warehouse (or whatever space is accessible to you at the time) and dance around—typically in a flailing manner—using machinery and other objects as gymnastics equipment to express your deepest emotions. Upon Kevin-Baconing, you feel like a weight has been lifted. You find that you are no longer the ghost of Kevin Bacon (aka Ren McCormack). Instead, you are yourself again... but way better.
Hey so I have to cancel plans tonight. Work was a real bitch. I'll be in my garage Kevin-Baconing until I feel better. Hit you up after.