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1. to steal/jack/shoplift a ton of shit.
2. to five finger discount something.
3. hook up
"Yo man, are you read to go to the mall yet? I need to cop some mad booty."
"I need to cop some mad booty tonight. It's essential to my survival."
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in reference to a females genital diameter
yo hunny.....your window's mad tight!
see that hooker?....Her windows are NOT tight
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Time of day between 11 pm - 3 am
Typically used on Instagram
It's mad snail hours 😡🐌 what y'all mad at?😡😡😡🐌🐌🐌
A taunt used to shame and further infuriate an already disturbed individual. Often used in the gaming world but can be applied in many situations. A variation of "you mad bro?" The phrase is used to incense the victim into a state of unmitigated rage and/or anti-social behavior. Best served with a subdued or amiable tone. Can be repeated until victim reaches desired state of emotional turmoil.
*John loses at Madden due to a fumble at the goal line*
Chris: How mad are you right now?
John: Pretty mad. Lamar Jackson never fumbles!
Chris: But how mad are you right now?
John: *primal scream*
When you get so mad because your mini dog attacks another mini dog at the dog park, you punch the playboy model who owns the other dog in the face.
Like when a Sacramento County law enforecment officer punches a citizen in the face over a midget dog fight.
Jennifer: What's wrong?
Jane: Oh I was at the dog park and this cop go so mad she punched me
Jennifer: Oh she must have been Dog park punch mad.
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The passive-aggressive phrase your parents give as a sign that they are mad and regret having you because you’re a piece of shit(but they don’t want to say it aloud).
You know you fucked up bad when your parents say “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” after you’ve done something wrong.
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This is term most commonly used as a statement urging someone to get revenge. It is often used when one is feeling especially vengeful for this certain wrong.
Gandalf: Gimli just broke into my house and ate all of my cupcakes, you know, the ones with the little hearts.
Bilbo: Oh?
Gandalf: And he shaved my beard, i'm really mad.
Bilbo: Don't get mad, get even.
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