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Some random ass fucking alternate that's after a random ass bitch that killed her kids
Mary: “Hey, Where are my kids?”
John: “Uh.. They're somewhere, Mary Susan Sue The II, Just don't look outside the window..”
Mary: “...You killed my kids.”
John: “Im sorry.”
The act of excessively whapping it after smoking weed.
Don: Yo man did you study for that test?
Weez: I totally forgot bro. I fell asleep after taking a trip down mary jane's pleasure lane.
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An amazing, beautiful cute girl with a heart of a gold. She's selfless, but isn't afraid to show her true feelings. She's always there for people, regardlesss to the situation. Jaden loves me unconditionally. If you've fallen madly in love with someone, that would be Jaden.
You are lucky if you have Jaden in your life, but too bad becuse she is already mine. Jaden Marie Martin
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She is described as a cutie (but not as cute as Dr. Phil, Steve Harvey, Gandhi, or Ceaser Chavez). She taste like beef ramen noodles. She is very stupid at times but her family is SO awesome. She is a goody two-shoes, always obeying her parents but holds grudges for years. She is good at everything except soccer, making peanut butter and jellys, monopoly, and doing realistic art. She is stupid and she is a heartbreaker and hates to cry for some weird reason. She will be rich one day and buy gallons and GALLONS of ice cream. She has green eyes and wears a STOLEN fluffy jacket. She betrays her friends but she's still alright I guess. Also she is super mean and annoying. She is super fun to be around and SUPER weird. She is never open to try to things and is the dumbest person ever. She is so sexy, but she always put's salad in my wounds. She acts like she's innocent but she is 'innapropriate' at times. She over-reacts all the time and has anger issues. She loves to read books. She gets really obsessive over books, shows, and bands. She loves Nutella and is always hungry. Some things it's just better if she didn't know and she always seems to have led on her face. Overall, she is super thicc (almost as thicc as mr castleberry)
Caitlin Marie Rogers is the hottest person alive (but not as cute as Dr. Phil, Steve Harvey, Gandhi, or Ceaser Chavez of course)
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Also known as "El Cucaracha", also known as "Edmonds' Shack-o-Love".
Meaning a place or a home to the next generation of college paloozas, supplier to young BU folk and the freshmen girls next to them with keg beer, themed parties, and more drinking games than sides on a cirlce.
I woke up at 49 St. Mary's in the kitchen sink in a kimono.
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SHE'S AN ASSHOLE.
AND I HATE HER.
LOLJK
not really though she sucks.
Caroline Marie Ross sucks ass.
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