The term given to a miserable, shell of a man that is dating or married to a Karen. (see simp)
Carl: "So, yeah... Karen made me get rid of the Porsche and get a mini van."
Andy: "Congrats on the new kid!!"
Carl: "She's not pregnant."
Andy: "...Mike"
hot
^^
person a: wow that person is so hot
person b: that's a wild mike!!!
person a: no way wow I'm shocked
1. A name
2. A kind of person that has the letters M, I, K and E in their name
3. A shortened version of Michael
A gay kid that has no friends that gets his ass fingered by his mom
Damn he is wearing wearing a cat shirt he is such a mike