micheal afton but shorter
random person: hi ourple person
michael afton: im called mike afton you ugly thing
An adjective used to describe; your current mindset, an action, or just the way you are acting. Relates to star character Magic Mike in the movie Magic Mike. Often involves hip thrusting, crawling across the floor seductively and blasting the song ‘Pony’
“How are you dealing with the recent breakup?”
“Honestly great, I’ve been magic mike-ing my way through it”
When have just enough money to buy your teammates back but you grab an ammo box instead.
I thought we were coming back but our teammate Mike Gulf'd us at the buy station.
The g.o.a.t...ur papi....doesn't give a fuck...known to fhritp....chill...easy going....comedian...thick vato....solo missions...trigger happy.....doesn't ask for shit...le vale verga....
Who tf is that??oh thats just Mike Dee...id leave him alone if I were u..
A gangster who takes pills in Ibiza while hooking with his wife.
Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.
An egotistical douche that can tame the most strong, independent women to be his good girl
I'm gonna mike vitt that cassandra girl
a slang term that is based on the main character of the same name from the legal drama Suits. To pull a Mike Ross means lying on your job application to get said job
Welp I had to pull a Mike Ross to get a job at store manager