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A skinny bitch who wanks in the garden with his small dick while staring at pictures of his shitty mom who abandoned him when he was a little bitch.
Oh theres that bitch Mike
1. Someone who’s name or nickname is Mike
2. The name Mike, usually short for Michael
William: Hi Mike!
Mike: Hello!
A criminal who's not to be trusted
Don't trust anything you see on TV, Mike is a criminal.
the stuffed animal u had when u where 7 T-T
mike is taking a nap mom!
mike is a gay ass bitch cum slut bitch and wants kakashi to finger his ass
A Mike is the type of guy who won’t admit it, but could go on for days about how much he loves sci-fi movies starring matt damon and kristen wiig.
“Hey Mike, what is your favorite movie?”
Mike: “Dude you know this! It was the best movie of 2017!”
Mike is a boss man. He has a huge sense of assertiveness. He’s kind responsible respectful and always looking out for others and putting people first. He might look as if he would hurt you but until you approach him and talk to him you’ll continue to assume he’s a jerk. If you give him a dime he’ll give you a dozen back. He’s self raised and has an extremely high sense of free will and self determination and discipline. He’s extremely intelligent and Independent doesn’t like to be bossed around or belittled. He rivals low expectations for himself and is always trying to make a difference in people’s understanding of social situations and humanity as a whole. He’s extremely wholesome whole hearted and if he does something for you don’t make him regret it. Don’t fuck with him either. He has a dark past and a beast that lives inside of him always ready to pounce on the devil. He has a dark ego not a bright one. If he’s showing his ego odds are he doesn’t like you. If he shows you love. It’s simple he loves you like family and nothing less