Mmm Monkey

Mmm Monkey is what you say before you eat out someone's ass

Monkey: You saved me. Why?
Master Oogway: Mmm Monkey.

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Dock monkey

Lubbers who hang around docks, leave dock lines uncoiled, get dock splinters from walking barefoot, fall off docks when drunk, or generally don't know how to act on a dock. Arrrrrrrr.

Gilligan would be a dock monkey if the Island had a dock

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monkey text

Random words or text, as if written by monkeys banging on typewriters.

The text message you sent me was just monkey text.

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Monkey Pumper

one who masturbates; one who jerks off; one who chokes one's chicken; one who strokes one's cork while massaging one's grapes

Employee1: Man, why is the boss such a jerk?!
Employee2: Ah, don't worry dude, he's just busin' your balls cause he's a monkey pumper.

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Porch Monkey

Someone who just sits on the porch all day talking smack. Usually referred to someone black.

Jose Rojas does nothing but play xbox and is an EXTREME Porch Monkey!!!!

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Meep-Monkey

A monkey that goes meep frequently.

Meep-Monkey: MEEP! MEEP!

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Lean Monkey

A particular individual who is notorious for drinking the popular street drug known as lean, generally a black person from the ghetto

Man, Darnell is such a fucking lean monkey

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