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food that ninjas with rabies eat. also ninjas with amazing slacking abilities. examples are dried mangoes, doritos, spearmint gum, etc.
Iris:im a ninja! i eat dried mango ninja food!!!
Angie: i eat spearmint gum for ninja food!!!
Abhi: im dead! i eat ninjas FOR food! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Iris:MWAHAHAHA!
Angie: okayyyy..... im gonna slowly back away now cuz you guys are creeping me out. *runs away screaming*
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A handjob given by a female to a male. Most often method used in middle school and occasionally in high school.
What base did you get to?" "Not far man, just a ninja squeeze
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That underrated sniper kid on ps3 who needs to start uploading more footage to get noticed. DO YO THANG FOOL!
Versatile Ninja is too fucking awesome for this
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A sad deluded individual who through underdeveloped social kills and an encyclopaedic knowledge of database technologies believes he/she has some mastery of his fellow man.
Bob thought of himself as a bit of a data ninja. His friends thought of him as a bit of a knob.
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1. A hipster who wears old navy sweaters and bad cologne and covers his nose with his sweater so he can better smell his cologne.
2. a self obsessed asshole
dude, did you see the see the sweater ninja walking out of old navy.
no, but i smelled him
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when you let someone take a sip of your drink and they drink way too much.
Sister: I just got back from subway
Brother: What did you buy to drink?
Sister: Just an fountain Iced Tea
Brother: May I have a sip? I am rather parched.
Sister: Okay, not too much though.
Brother: *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* *GULP*
Sister: WTF!! I told you not too much
Brother: NINJA SIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A crappy character on Soul Caliber III, created by me and my friend. He is the most hated character EVER. Because the joke was in such bad taste, I am going to hell. It's sacriligious, man!
Nerd 1: Dude, you just got owned by Ninja Pope.
Nerd 2: Fuck you, I'll pop a squat on your chest.
Nerd 1: Get the fuck out, dude! What the fuck!
Nerd 2: I was just sayin....
Nerd 1: Yea? Well pop a squat on this! (At this point, nerd 1 pulls a gun, shoves it up nerd 2's ass and pulls the trigger) What now, bitch?
Nerd 2: Ughhh....
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