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Someone who in a stealth like performance drinks the milk, someone who is very Jedi when it is time for mass amounts of milk to be moved.
"MOM: Where the fuck did all the milk go?" SON: "I dont know I havent had any" all in the while he is smiling with complete accomplishment in his head, just like a true MILK-NINJA
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A geek who has transcended the super geek state of being. A geek who doesn't even need to show up at work, and can still command all machines, servers, and networks as if he/she's standing there. See also r0x0r, h4x0rz, white-hat but not white hats.
IT Super Ninjas often make users uneasy by taking control of their mouse from inside their machine. If physical intervention is needed, they prefer to use the cover, concealment, and downtime of night, and often must be experts in lockpicking, parkour, and stealth while accessing workstations left locked behind closed office doors.
IT Super Ninjas are the highest, and finest breed of geek and are to be respected for their finely honed geek prowess.
User 1: "Dude. I think they hired an IT Super Ninja. My computer, internet, phone, everything- has been running for months without any issues."
User 2: "Yeah, I know. The other day, I emailed helpdesk after spilling a cup of coffee on my keyboard. My mouse started moving, and some crazy dubstep started playing on my computer. It shook my whole desk, and the coffee came out of my keyboard. It was crazy."
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Stealing somebody else's high five.
Guy one: *Puts hand in the air* High five me!
Guy two: *Goes to high five*
Guy three: *Gets there first* Ha! Ninja Five!!
*Guy two looks like a loser*
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Nintendo Ninjas are people in black suits who drive in suburban and hunts down people who plays illegal ROMs of their games!!
And, Plainrock124 almost got caught by Nintendo Ninjas!
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when you let someone take a sip of your drink and they drink way too much.
Sister: I just got back from subway
Brother: What did you buy to drink?
Sister: Just an fountain Iced Tea
Brother: May I have a sip? I am rather parched.
Sister: Okay, not too much though.
Brother: *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* *GULP*
Sister: WTF!! I told you not too much
Brother: NINJA SIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Turtle Power!
2. Slang nickname for a sewer worker
#1:
Guy 1: I like Pac-Man
Guy 2: I like Teenage Mutant NInja Turtles!
Guy 1/2: Turtle Power!
#2:
I'm seeing some ninja turtle's down there.
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A crappy character on Soul Caliber III, created by me and my friend. He is the most hated character EVER. Because the joke was in such bad taste, I am going to hell. It's sacriligious, man!
Nerd 1: Dude, you just got owned by Ninja Pope.
Nerd 2: Fuck you, I'll pop a squat on your chest.
Nerd 1: Get the fuck out, dude! What the fuck!
Nerd 2: I was just sayin....
Nerd 1: Yea? Well pop a squat on this! (At this point, nerd 1 pulls a gun, shoves it up nerd 2's ass and pulls the trigger) What now, bitch?
Nerd 2: Ughhh....
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