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that Sian Mgee is as loose as a clowns pocket
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He has a really small pool table in his pocket and he occasionally plays pool on it.
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The ultimate revenge sex preformed by lubricating a condom with ICY HOT before having intercourse with an ex
Brandi that whore drunk dialed me last night so I ran over to her house and gave her a Louisiana Hot Pocket
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Same as a ketucky hot pocket, except its corny poo
wow that guy got a huge Tennessee Hot Pocket last night, must have eaten some corn before fudgepacking
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He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.
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He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.
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A pocket watch (or pocketwatch) is a watch that is made to be carried in a pocket. It's a watch you carry, because a wristwatch is uncomfortable for you and you think that the watch on your phone
doesn't look good. Maybe you want to appear interesting, cool, classy, rich or as though you time travelled from before the 20th century.
Person 1: How much time did it take you to write this definition?
Person 2: About 10 minutes. I timed it with my pocket watch.
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