The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat
Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)
Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
When someone is rather silly, but doesn’t fit the title of silly goose or Sillybilly. Usually this person is cute, but has a rather sensitive/depressive demeanor
“I love you, you’re such a silly goat.”
Goat syndrome a rare disease like an STD, except scientist don't know how it's contracted
you just get it.
Goat syndrome makes you insanely goated at anything you do 💯
u got goat syndrome there's no WAY
When a man desires his partner sit on his face after a bowl movement, and cleanse their area with his beard.
He wallowed in the dirty goat she had given him as her thick fecal matter permeated his gray goatee painting it a rich brown masterpiece.
The point at which one has gone with out sleep long enough that they enter a state similar to intoxication. Generally comedy is enhanced and most activities increase in difficulty.
I slept so little last week, I think I spent more time in goat hour than in bed!
The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom