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hand-mouth dyslexia

noun: A condition in which one attempts to both say a number and visually represent it with one's fingers, yet the numbers are almost always accidentally unequal.

Samuel said, "Seeya at five," but only held up two fingers because he has hand-mouth dyslexia.

by Shayne Valencia March 4, 2006


Kicking the wolf in the mouth

when you're generally hungry as hell, usually after a long night of drinking

Man I was out partying all night and woke up kicking the wolf in the mouth

by jakeinkalispell September 17, 2010


Unsolicited peepee in mouth

When someone puts their peepee in yourmouth without permission. After they do that you should definitely break up with them but some dumb people don’t do it.

He put an unsolicited peepee in mouth and that’s not ok

by Tablecloth January 2, 2020


maryland mouth hug

When someone from Maryland repeatedly gives a mouth hug to a Krak’in 2.0 device and erroneously gives themselves a stout shot to the snout.

The distinct gentleman from Maryland gave his Krak’in 2.0 a Maryland Mouth Hug repeatedly and wound up taking multiple foamy ropes to the cheeks.

by LowMansLyric469 August 8, 2023


white around the mouth

Extreme hunger to the point ur mouth gets dry and lips chapped..
Extreme anger to the point where u foaming at me mouth while you scream ur point across..
Crazy.

U So hungry Ur look white around the mouth..

by Say.. October 26, 2017


V sign to mouth

Eating a pussy
Oral sex

Everly: he showed me the v sign to mouth during class
Ash: he definitely wants to fuck you

by Wattpad author January 16, 2023


Top Mouth Douche

Somebody who likes to go for girls in high school, even after they are a college graduate. Typically of Italian descent.

Me: My boss likes to show off everytime a high schooler comes into the shop by actually doing his job.

Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.

by Pizzashop June 22, 2022